Thanks to big food corporations and the Ontario education system, we are at this pathetic stage: “can you at least eat the Goldfish crackers? Pizza taste? Cheddar taste?”
Monthly Archives: April, 2017
I won’t vote in the second round of the 2017 French presidential elections. I refuse to vote for a candidate or a party I don’t believe in.
Chile is one of the greatest countries in South America. Its appeal is far-reaching, its…
The plan was to drive to the French Embassy, cast our votes and go home—hopefully the drive there and back plus civic duty would take less than an hour.
“What are you doing?” she inquired.
“Trying to send a fucking email and get through a fucking server who doesn’t accept fucking attachments!” I replied.
I still couldn’t believe how far the car had travelled from the moment it had crossed the median to where it had finally landed.
“Mark, I have chocolate. Find it! Rabbit.”
“Terrible, Thanks for Asking”, “Heavyweight”, “Homecoming” and “S-Town”. Never heard of these podcasts? This is why you should try them.
I bought three bamboo stalks for good luck. Then, on my way home, I realized that the woman who had sold them to me was whiter than me and could have made up the “Chinese good luck” part.
“Oh, an unsolicited query letter! Awesome, I needed something to clean up the coffee I’ve just spilled.”
As you know by now, Niagara Falls is a place worth a visit. This stunning…
We both behaved like proper French and agreed a mistake had been made and it was the government’s fault.