Only in Canada…

• You can’t get your mail for three days because the mail­box out­side is frozen. Too bad, your first pay­check was in the mail…

• You see peo­ple queu­ing out­side in the snow at 7:00 am for a cup of Tim Hor­tons coffee

• You’re 50 cts. short for buy­ing a Coke because you thought taxes were included

• You see peo­ple wear­ing shorts and tee-shirt when it’s “only” 5C.

• You have to plug your car overnight to make sure it starts in the morning

• You can treat your­self with the left­over dough of a dough­nut (yep, it’s called Tim­bits and peo­ple actu­ally like them)

• You’re con­sid­ered as “flu­ent in French” if you can read most road signs and food prod­ucts’ boxes

• There are kids play­ing hockey depicted on your ban­knote

• You can visit cities named “Dildo” (New­found­land), “Cli­max” (Saskatchewan), “Ura­nium City” (still Saskatchewan…), “Come By Chance” (New­found­land), “Econ­omy” (Nova Sco­tia), “Stoner” (BC… where else !), “Bas­tard” (Ontario… has this any­thing to do with pol­i­tics ??), “Blow Me Down” (New­found­land), “Burnt Church” (New Brunswick), “Shag Har­bor” (Nova Sco­tia), “Swastika” (Ontario)…!

Eh, this is Canada !

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