It is with great sadness that I must announce that the plague has reached Ottawa. I repeat, the national capital is no longer an epidemic-free area. Contrary to popular beliefs, zombies do survive in the cold.
When I entered Macdonald Gardens Park, immediately realized we were in trouble. Unfortunately, I didn’t have any weapon to fight back and I was forced to hide behind my camera. Some zombies spotted me. However, my French blood is full of blue cheese and this very un-Canadian taste seemed to repel them at first.
Soon, a long horde of newly-deads, including Colonel Khadafy, marched down Saint Patrick Street, blocking the traffic and scaring passer-by. Ottawa citizens stood no chance against the zombies, lurching and groaning for brains. The police could barely contain the madness. I stood on the side, trying to document the apocalyptic invasion. I risked my life for these pictures.
I don’t think I was contaminated. Yet I’m hungry too. For brains… juicy brains…
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