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… Just Take the Firetruck

I mute the French anti-police slogans that automatically play in my head when I hear the word "police". Grow up, Juliette. You are no longer an angry teenager. "The police help people when they have...

Black Hole (A Wet One)

One minute, I'm saving the world, adding commas and hyphenating compound adjectives, and next thing you know, I'm trying to remember whether the daycare centre’s door opens after typing *1234 or...