In the last two articles, I reviewed the two most common ways to immigrate to Canada: through the skilled worker category, and through the sponsorship category. But what if you want to settle in Quebec? Things are a little bit different.

The province of Quebec’s official language is French, and the province of New-Brunswick is officially bilingual. For the other provinces and territories, it’s a bit of a grey area… English is most widely spoken but there are French communities almost everywhere: in Ontario (the Franco-Ontariens), in Manitoba, in Alberta…

So, we (want) need immigrants. Preferably (young) not to old, (who won’t need any social help) educated, and (white) who will blend in easily. Oh, and (no terrorists) (preferably Catholic ) — no really, we don’t mind.

Not only I betrayed France by crossing the Atlantic Ocean, but apparently I also betrayed French language. Oh, that’s great.

Géniaaaal… Une bande de 1300 rednecks qui n’ont sûrement jamais vu un immigrant Arabe (quand on en est réduit à ce degré de simplicité, l’immigrant est forcément Musulman, Islamiste, terroriste et tous les – ismes qu’on voudra bien lui accoler) de leur vie, décrètent par arrêté municipal qu’il est interdit de lapider les femmes sur la place du village. Et dans l’jardin, ça te vas-tu ? C’est vrai qu’il devenait urgent de légiférer sur les Talibans qui peuplent les régions québécoises…