“Mommy… how did you choose my birthday? Why October 12?”

“Oh, I didn’t! It’s random. Mothers don’t generally get to pick when they give birth. I guess, technically, you decided when you wanted to be born.”

“Huh. I picked a good day, didn’t I?”

“Perfect timing. The day after daddy’s birthday.”

This is truly what I thought seven years ago when Mark’s birth was the cutest “present” ever to Feng. In hindsight, I did underestimate the logistics challenges ahead. Every year, I’m scrambling to plan two birthdays back to back every year. They also often fall right before Thanksgiving when the entire population of Canadian is stocking up on groceries and I have to meet expectations with instructions ranging from “nah, I don’t need anything, I’m old, fuck Juliette, I’m getting old” to “I want a cake that doesn’t say cake but BIRTHDAY CAKE!”

This year, to top it all, Friday was a PD day (i.e. no school for Mark) and I’m swamped with three assignments due by Tuesday.

“Yeah, yeah, I know, daddy is the winner, he was born before me.”

“No matter which day he was born, Daddy is older than you.”

“So, how did you know I was ready to be born?”

“You… basically told me you wanted out.”

“And you listened to me?”

“Well, I had to! You kicked harder than usual. Like, hard. I couldn’t sleep. I was looking at the clock and eventually, I got the message so I woke Daddy up.”

“Oh oh… seriously?”

“Oh yeah, seriously. This is exactly the kind of situation when you’re supposed to wake Daddy up. And you know what he said? ‘Oh, shit, I didn’t shave!’ So he went to shave and I turned my computer on. I went online, just waiting, you know. Oh, I remember I ate chips. Like, the entire pack of chips.”

You ate chips?”

“I’m human, okay? However unlike you, I sit down to eat so I don’t make a mess. Anyway, it was a strange night. So we waited, waited, waited and then we drove to the hospital at sunrise. And then… andthenyoucameout—”

Please don’t ask for full details now.

“—and you were born at 11:04 a.m.”

“What did I do?”

“You screamed, ate and slept.”

“What did I eat?”

“Milk. Breast milk, actually.”

“And you put me to bed right away?”

“Why, was I supposed to let you watch TV? Babies sleep a lot!”

“What did you do?”

“I took a shower, went for a walk around the park and called grand-maman and grand-papa to tell them you were born. We spent the night at the hospital and the next day we took you home.”

“Was I still sleeping?”

“You woke up often enough but yes, you slept a lot. At least the first… three days.”

“What was I eating?”

“Just milk.”

“I don’t even like milk! Did you eat cool stuff when I was in your belly? You shared the food with me, right?”

Honey, I have high-res pictures of the placenta. I’ll share them when you’re old enough for that.

“Yep. I ate… the usual, I suppose. Same stuff I like now.”

“You made me eat veggies?”

“Tons of them. I was obsessed with celery for some reason. Don’t worry, I also shared burgers, fries and chocolate with you.”

“Oh. Thank you for that.”

“You’re welcome.”

“Did you take me anywhere cool when I was in your belly?”

“Well, technically Mexico. Then we went to New York City in the spring, and England and France in the summer.”

“That’s a lot!”

“You were in there for nine months, plenty of time to travel.”

“That long? Wow. Eh, we should go to England. I mean, you and daddy went but I didn’t see anything… cause obviously I was in your belly.”

If seven years ago, someone had told me I would have these kinds of conversations walking to the supermarket with Mark, I would have laughed.

Mark, life is better with you. Happy birthday, kiddo!

Two cakes, seven presents, six balloons, two cards, two songs and many pictures later…

Wrapping the gifts (yes, this one is for Mark!)
Wrapping the gifts (yes, this one is for Mark!)
Feng's birthday card envelope
Feng’s birthday card envelope
Letter to Mark
Letter to Mark
Feng's birthday celebration
Feng’s birthday celebration
Feng's birthday celebration
Feng’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration
Mark's birthday celebration
Mark’s birthday celebration

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19 Comments

  1. kiky October 14, 2019 at 12:10 am

    he had lost his front teeth, I didn’t notice 😀 !
    and I cried reading your birthday card, it is soo sweet ! Selamat Ulang Tahun, mark! warm kisses from Jakarta!

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    1. Zhu October 15, 2019 at 1:11 am

      Thank you!

      Yep, lost a first tooth when we came back from France and the second one shortly after. Do you have a “tooth fairy” tradition in Indonesia?

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      1. kiky October 15, 2019 at 5:44 am

        throw lower teeth to the roof and upper teeth to the ground. so the teeth could grow back :))

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        1. Zhu October 16, 2019 at 3:51 am

          Oh, I love it! Kind of makes sense too!

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  2. Cecile Puertas October 14, 2019 at 2:27 am

    Happy birthday Mark (and Feng too) !
    What I love the most about this conversation is the part when Mark wonders : “and you listened to me ?” …
    Des bises

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    1. Zhu October 15, 2019 at 1:12 am

      😆 His comment really made me laugh. I guess for him it’s unusual he gets to make “big” decisions!

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  3. Cara October 14, 2019 at 10:31 am

    “Mommy, how did you chose my birthday ?” This is the cutest conversation ever 🙂 🙂 🙂

    I was born 2 days after my mom’s birthday, so we always celebrate together. Now, we’ve even added a third member to our end-of-june-birthday-group : my little nephew (he is 3). One party, 3 cakes, what could be better than that ?

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    1. Cara October 14, 2019 at 10:32 am

      Oh, and happy birthday to Mark and Fend 😉 🙂 🙂

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    2. Zhu October 15, 2019 at 1:13 am

      And June is a cool month for a great birthday party too: good weather, long days… Perfect!

      Were you ever jealous your mum’s birthday was before yours or so close to yours?

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      1. Cara October 23, 2019 at 4:22 pm

        Nope, it never crossed my mind. I always liked the idea of almost sharing my birthday with her.

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        1. Zhu October 23, 2019 at 11:22 pm

          That’s cute 😉

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  4. Shandara October 15, 2019 at 7:38 am

    He’s the cutest little guy! Bonne fête à ton homme et p’tit d’homme! 🙂

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    1. Zhu October 16, 2019 at 3:52 am

      Thank you!

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  5. Lexie October 17, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Haha i have to ask, why are you all on the floor? ;p Un très bel anniversaire à Mark, j’ai hâte de savoir de quoi ses 7 ans seront faits 🙂

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    1. Zhu October 17, 2019 at 7:50 pm

      I’m not sure why, we just… don’t use tables at home. We have coffee tables, a kitchen table, but we always end up reading, playing, sorting out laundry and more on the floor 😆 Also, he got the cake and present before dinner. And also, we don’t really eat dinner at the table anyway (horreur! disent les Français :lol:)

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  6. Aylyon October 18, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Happy belated birthdays!
    Mark is definitely the sweetest kid. 🙂

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    1. Zhu October 19, 2019 at 2:19 am

      … especially in picture, i.e. still and smiling 😆

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  7. Christiane October 22, 2019 at 10:16 am

    Omg happy belated birthday to Mark ! Omg he is 7 ! He is growing up so fast

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    1. Zhu October 22, 2019 at 11:01 pm

      Yours as well, I assume 😉

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