8 Questions that Somehow Make Sense in Canada

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Some days, I accomplish mundane tasks on autopilot. It was the case that afternoon: I was sick, weak, feverish, eager to head home and finish a work project. I sped through the aisles, grabbing oatmeal, yogurts, bananas and some veggies. I couldn’t find a basket so I was carrying my shopping in my arms and I unloaded it on the conveyor belt with a sigh of relief—at least, I hadn’t dropped anything.

I took a coupon out of my wallet and placed it on the bag of crackers. I checked my phone—one new email, nothing urgent. Perfect. Then I proceeded to stare absentmindedly at the junk food displayed at the checkout. Eh, did you know they make small containers of pretzel sticks and Nutella to go? Mmm… I wonder how many kids skip the sticks and just eat the spread. I know I would.

My turn came. The cashier said something I didn’t hear because I wasn’t paying attention. “I don’t need a bag, thanks” I replied because this is usually the question asked at the stage of the transaction.

The cashier looked at me, puzzled and slightly offended. “Nah, I just said I like these oldies,” he said, pointing at my Nirvana t-shirt. I apologized and started laughing, both because I quite don’t see Nirvana as classic rock yet and because my reply had been completely off topic.

This made me realize that every day, I mindlessly reply to questions that can sound very strange out of context and may be puzzling to newcomers.

So here are 8 questions that somehow make sense in Canada.

“Do you need a bag?”

Most supermarkets and many stores charge 5 cents for plastic bags or sell reusable “green” cotton bags for a few dollars. This is still a relatively new policy and it was well accepted by Canadians. At the cash register, transactions are invariably prefaced with the “do you need a bag today?” question, because while plastic bags are still available, many customers would rather use their own bags and avoid the charge.

“What time is it over there?”

You may want to ask yourself this question when you are calling a friend in Vancouver or trying to reach a customer service representative in Newfoundland. Indeed, their local time may not be your local local time—this is the reality of living in a country with six different time zones (Newfoundland, Atlantic, Eastern, Central, Mountain, and the Pacific Time Zone.

On a side note, time zones can be a headache for Canadian broadcasting networks, especially those showing American programs at the same time as the American network affiliates. The common practice is to broadcast simultaneously to the Eastern and Central time zones, so you will hear anchormen saying “8:00, 7:00 Central”!

“English or French?”

Canada has two official languages: English and French. At the federal government level, they have equal status, so Government of Canada websites, publications, applications, etc. are available in both languages. At the provincial and municipal levels, it depends on where you live. As for the private sectors, many companies operate in French in Quebec and in English everywhere else, but some offer services and products in both languages.

Bottom line is, because you can’t guess someone’s preferred language, you are often offered a choice, either verbally or in writing. For instance, Citizenship and Immigration‘s homepage displays two buttons: English and Français. Sometime, customer service representatives wear little pins that say “I speak English” or “je parle français”. In Ottawa, you can often hear “Hello bonjour, English français?”

“Would you like [insert product]with that?”

Help the economy, spend money! Or at least, this is the message you get wherever you shop. Upselling, i.e. the sales technique whereby a seller induces the customer to purchase more expensive items, upgrades or other add-ons in an attempt to make a more profitable sale, is very common in Canada. For instance, when I buy my daily cup of black coffee, I’m asked if I want “a pastry or a breakfast sandwich with that”.

Sales representative and cashiers are often tasked with upselling, and sometime they hate the pitch as much as you do. For instance, large department stores try to sell you an extended warranty or the store credit card, while supermarkets offer discount for buying two or three products of the same brand.

“Any special dietary requirements?”

Welcome to North America, the home of a million of diets, food allergies, preferences, restrictions, accommodations and fads. From the classic vegetarian and vegan diet to the old-fashion Atkins through the newest Paleo, you can be sure someone you know doesn’t eat the standard fare. After all, everybody is special and different here… Because potlucks and large gatherings where food is served can be a minefield, you will often hear this question asked. Never assume what you put on your plate will be enjoyed by everyone. Always, always enquire about special diets!

“Tipping amount?”

Nobody but the debit machine (and maybe your best friend who is struggling with numbers) will ask you this question directly. Calculating the tip amount is a fairly private matter: it’s charged on your debit or credit card, dropped in a jar or left on the table.

Yet, if you aren’t from a culture where tipping is the norm, it takes practice to decide how much the social contract requires you to tip. Even after fifteen years in Canada, I’m glad when I see various tipping percentages (10%, 15%, 20%, etc.) being displayed on the card terminal because it saves me from doing the math!

“How much is it with tax?”

In Canada, the sales tax (HST or GST) is never included. When you make a large purchase, you may need to know the final amount you will pay. For instance, your $600 laptop is actually $678 with HST in Ontario. To complicate matters, some goods and services are exempt and the tax rate varies from province to province.

“Do you want cashback?”

The first time I was asked this question at the supermarket, I paused. Er… yes, I wanted some cash back, please give me my change, why? Then I was explained what “cashback” was. Basically, wherever the service is offered, you can pay for your purchase with your debit card and add an amount to your discretion. You will receive this amount in cash along with your purchase. For example, if your grocery shopping total is $17 and you ask for $60 cashback, you pay a total of $77 with your debit card and receive $60 in cash along with your shopping.

This type of service can be a win-win situation: it reduces the amount of cash banking the store has to do and customers skip a trip to the ATM, which may incur banking fees.

Any question you often hear that would sound weird taken out of context? Do share!


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French woman in English Canada. World citizen, new mom, traveler, translator, writer and photographer. Looking for comrades to start a new revolution.


  1. I have to say the special diet one grates me a little. Heck, I’m on a bloody special diet just now but if I go to a BBQ, Restaurant etc I’m not going to ask about ingredients. I’ll just eat it and make sure I go back to normal the next day lol
    Allergies are a different thing though, if like my brother you are deadly allergic to dairy I can understand 🙂
    Oh and I’m not a generous tipper I’m afraid, I just can’t get used to giving 15% more if the service wasn’t amazing

    • I know, I know, there are hundreds of perfectly valid reasons to follow a special diet and allergies are not fun. Heck, there are things I don’t eat as well!

      I was sarcastic here because of the way here in North America people take their diet VERY seriously. I mean, in the rest of the world, you don’t hear people going on and on and on about what they choose to eat. Many of my friends were vegetarian when I was a teen, I don’t eat much meat myself, but I can’t recall having a detailed discussion about it. Here you find perfect strangers recommending, advertising, commenting all kinds of food choices and this is done out of context. Hence my sarcasm 😉

      • Absolutely, I did get your sarcasm 🙂 Sorry if it didn’t come across in my comment.
        I mean, I get pissed off at people who go on and on about what gluten does to their tummy lol
        Just skip the damn bread roll and shut up :p

        • THANK YOU! I can’t stand when people who do NOT have a medical condition (and a proven one, no just a hunch…) complain about their diet. Dude, it’s YOUR choice to go vegan. I appreciate vegan products are hard to find and expensive but again… it’s YOUR choice. Go with it or not!

  2. in my country if you buy goods is small retail stores called Alfa and/or Indomaret, the casher will offer you: : “do you want to top up the balance on your mobile phone credit amount?”. which I found it is annoying. Most of us, here, use pre-paid number :))

  3. Nirvana is an oldie? Ha ha ha.

    Cashback isn’t commonly offered here, in fact I have never been asked this—interesting concept!

    Recently some stores here ask, “Does your card have a chip in it?” because some banks are in the process of finally converting over to chip, but not all cards are chip and not all stores have the capacity to process it.

    Back in my earlier days of speaking French, when my friends and I were studying in Paris we knew how to answer “Avec ceci ?” in the boulangerie but we didn’t really know what exact word or words they were saying after “avec”! Somehow in school we had never learned this simple question.

  4. I am from Australia and here the word is “cash out” at the supermarket cash counter. Same principle you pay the full amount and receive the money and the goods together.

    • That’s interesting to see the expression is completely different! I wouldn’t have understood it without context.

      Do you like living in Australia?

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