Toddlers are irrational human beings. Now we have a complicated routine that involves checking for… monsters. Everywhere.
Browsing Category Toddler Mark
The terrible toddlers years!
The Daycare’s “Pretend Play” Challenge
It is March Break and Mark’s daycare decided to organize fun activities throughout the week. It’s a great idea, except that tomorrow is “Beach Day”. And I must admit I’m struggling with the concept.
“Newspeak” for Kids As Enforced by The Daycare (WTF?)
On a cold and snowy day of December, I probably scarred a toddler for life. “Oh no! Doing what?” “Using… the negative form. And an exclamation point.”
The Latest Daycare Drama – Hit Me Baby (One More Time)
I can already picture it—the police being called, toddler-size handcuff, Mark questioned and confessing “push, bobo!” after being promised a Happy Meal.
Legal Drugs are Harder to Get Than Illegal Ones
Fortunately, you have plenty of time to devise a battle plan because even at 8 a.m. on a snowy Saturday morning, the waiting room is full of disgustingly sick people trying to score drugs as well. I hate them.
Toddlers Are Selfish Little Monster
Most days, I feel like I start the day as a giant yummy chocolate cake fresh out of the oven. But hours after hours, minutes after minutes, Mark grabs bites of me. And at the end of the day, there is nothing left but useless stale crumbs. “Need… shower…” I grumble around 7 p.m.