I’m cooking red peppers when the phone rings :

喂,你好,黄先生系唔系屋企?

I hate bloody telemarketing, especially in Cantonese.

对不起,不会说广东话。

(“Sorry, I don’t speak Cantonese…” in Cantonese)

喂, 你好,你是不是…

对不起,不会说汉语。

(“Sorry, I don’t speak Mandarin…” in Mandarin)

– English okay?

– Sorry, I only speak French.

拜拜!

Yeah, bye-bye…

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8 Comments

  1. SeaRabbit May 10, 2007 at 2:36 am

    Humm… I speak French too… wish you wont hang up… 😉

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  2. ~*SilverNeurotic*~ May 10, 2007 at 2:37 am

    I’ve only had English speaking telemarketers. I usually just hang up on them while they are in the middle of their spiel.

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  3. Zhu May 10, 2007 at 2:58 am

    The reason why we have Chinese telemarketer is the phone is under my partner’s name – Chinese name obviously 😉

    Otherwise I don’t hang up on people, no matter which language they speak !

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  4. sir jorge May 10, 2007 at 4:21 am

    I do not really have any of these phone calls.

    In fact i don’t get phone calls at all.

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  5. Princesse Ecossaise May 10, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    hehehe that’s classic! I must try that next time!

    In other news, you were a runner up in the joke competition, yayyyyy!

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  6. Sebastien May 10, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Chinese telemarketing, hmm, I haven’t had that yet! Telemarketers ALWAYS call during dinner, I dunno why, it’s a sixth sense of theirs I guess… Initially I’m annoyed, but I never hang up, I try and be nice and tell them I’m not interested, I feel bad, what an annoying job for them…

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  7. Zhu May 11, 2007 at 1:56 am

    Yeah, it’s a shitty job. I’m never rude, but don’t call me after a long day at work or worse – early morning. Basically, don’t call me. In Cantonese. Or aything else.

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  8. Monday Morning Power August 1, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    I Love the look of your blog, as well as what you are saying. However, I have not come across Chinese telemarketers. I have a technique that I use; if I answer the phone and say hello twice with no response, then I am sure that I have been hot by a predictive dialer and I simply hang up.

    I have frequented quite a few blogs that you have also frequented so I thought I would take a look at yours. So far I like what I see.

    Would you be interested in a link swap? Check out my site http://mondaymorningpower.blogspot.com. If you like what you see and agree, then link my site to yours, leave me a comment on my blog that you have done so and I will immediately do the same.

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