They actually do grow up… and become fascinating little human beings!
Posts tagged Clueless Parenting
Santa Replied to Mark in a Letter!
Mark got a reply from Santa, I just got the letter. So I’m taping a piece of chocolate to it because everybody knows that Santa delivers chocolate.
I Wrote to Santa, Will He Reply?
When I announced I was going to do the Santa letter with Mark, instead of praising my thoughtful mothering skills, Feng shrugged. “What does he understand about Christmas?”
“You Were a Little Seed Too”
By the look of deep annoyance on his face, I gather that if he had the vocabulary to tell me to go to hell, he would. But he settles for the usual “GO. AWAY.”
Three
Mark is turning three. Please, don’t say “they grow up so fast.” Some days, they don’t grow up fast enough. Trust me.
How to Master the North American Packed Lunch Tradition
I had to send Mark to daycare with a toddler-size lunch box. They grow up so fast. And new responsibilities are dumped on you quicker than you can say “here is five bucks, grab something at Subway.”