Thanks to big food corporations and the Ontario education system, we are at this pathetic stage: “can you at least eat the Goldfish crackers? Pizza taste? Cheddar taste?”
Browsing Category Kindergarten
Mark in Junior and Senior Kindergarten, 2016-2018.
Evil Rabbit vs. Six-Year-Old – Easter Egg Hunt 2018
“Mark, I have chocolate. Find it! Rabbit.”
Too Small
“Look! It fits!”
“Mark… this was your baby hat. It doesn’t fit, it looks like you’re wearing a kippah!”
To Santa Claus, The North Pole
Among the people who celebrate Christmas, religiously or secularly, there are two teams.
More Than Just a Story
I work for three more minutes before realizing, like every night, that Mark isn’t going to obediently turn the TV off and come upstairs by himself, without parental supervision. I mean, he is perfectly able to perform these tasks—he just doesn’t want to.
School in Canada, The Late Culture Shock I Didn’t See Coming
I’ve been living in Canada for so long that any true culture shock I faced is now a distant memory.
Or so I thought, until last month.