I check the lunch box to see if Mark enjoyed his “nutrition break”—no kidding, that’s how the school calls it (classes are “instructional blocks”). There are a couple of flyers inside.
Posts tagged Clueless Parenting
“Love, The Tooth Fairy”
If Mark’s wobbly baby tooth was going to fall out, I was fairly sure it was going to happen at camp.
Summer Camps are Really Cool in Canada!
Mark gives me a weird look, one that says, “I can’t take you seriously as a mother if you’ve never had a freaking marshmallow”.
Penises and Vulvae 101 – Explaining Genders to a Kid
Thanks to me French upbringing, I’ve been blessed with the ability to say “penis,” “vulva” and “vagina” without giggling or blushing. I can answer any question.
Mark “Won” His First Medal… I Mean, Millennial Trophy
Article views: 2,227 “Mommy! Look what I’ve got! METAL!” “Metal?” “No, medal!” Mark shouts, barging into my room. “Everybody got one. I won a medal! Did I do…
Canadian Schools are a Weird Canadian Cultural Mystery
To me, Mark’s school is some kind of mismanaged charity with inconsistent guidelines where the presence of kids is an inconvenience and volunteers are always needed urgently because made-up reasons.