First comes a look of dread. Can the foreigner read the menu? Does the foreigner have the ability to scan a WeChat or Alipay code or produce their own barcode? Does the foreigner understand that these are not boring boiled eggs but delicious tea eggs? Can the foreigner actually eat spicy noodles, or is it best to go easy on chili oil?

The situation could get potentially tricky, so the first greeting—”Hello!” sounds hesitant.

Like, it’s more “Hello… please keep on walking, not too fast though because I’d like to stare at you” than “Hello!” with an exclamation mark.

“你好!麻烦你给我两个鸡蛋。”

“Ah! You speak Chinese!”

The sentence above and those below are obviously in Mandarin, but I’ll save you the copy/paste job in Google Translate.

“Most definitely.”

At this stage, people usually smile and start chatting. May as well. They’re curious, and so am I.

It’s not as if people in Beijing have never seen foreigners before.

And it’s not like I’ve never seen Chinese people—hello, I live with one of them.

But we still find each other fascinating because we live in two different worlds.

Gulou E Ave, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Gulou E Ave, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Gulou E Ave, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Gulou E Ave, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Drum tower, 北京鼓楼和钟楼, China, Beijing, Dongcheng, Andingmen, Zhonglouwan Hu Tong, 临9号
Drum tower, 北京鼓楼和钟楼, China, Beijing, Dongcheng, Andingmen, Zhonglouwan Hu Tong, 临9号
Bell Tower and Drum Tower Culture Square
钟鼓楼文化广场, Zhonglouwan Hu Tong, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Bell Tower and Drum Tower Culture Square
钟鼓楼文化广场, Zhonglouwan Hu Tong, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100009
Qianmen Dajie, Dongcheng, China, 100051
Qianmen Dajie, Dongcheng, China, 100051
Qianmen Dajie, Dongcheng, China, 100051
Qianmen Dajie, Dongcheng, China, 100051
Chang An Jie, Dongdan, Beijing, Dongcheng, Beijing
Chang An Jie, Dongdan, Beijing, Dongcheng, Beijing
Chang An Jie, Dongdan, Beijing, Dongcheng, Beijing
Chang An Jie, Dongdan, Beijing, Dongcheng, Beijing
Tiananmen, 天安门, W95W+FXQ, Dongcheng, Beijing
Tiananmen, 天安门, W95W+FXQ, Dongcheng, Beijing
Chang An Jie, Dongdan, Beijing, Dongcheng, Beijing
Chang An Jie, Dongdan, Beijing, Dongcheng, Beijing
Xicheng District, Beijing, China, 100034
Xicheng District, Beijing, China, 100034
Dongcheng, Beijing
Dongcheng, Beijing
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Around the Forbidden City, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Donghuamen St, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Donghuamen St, Dongcheng, Beijing, China, 100006
Worker's Stadium, Sanlitun, Beijing
Worker’s Stadium, Sanlitun, Beijing
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Beijing subway
Beijing subway
Beijing subway
Beijing subway
Beijing subway
Squatting, Beijing style, Beijing subway
Squatting, Beijing style, Beijing subway

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