Mark has his nemesis… and now I have mine. It’s like a SM relationship without the kinky stuff people do naked.
Posts tagged Clueless Parenting
Mark’s Daycare Nemesis – The Young and the Restless
I’m clued in on the unforgiving social world of pre-schoolers, a place where “mine!” is the growup equivalent of “fuck you!” and where “you’re mean!” means “oh you bastard!”.
How to Raise a Perfectly Trilingual Child
Just like most parenting topics, there is plenty of do-this-not-that advice and a huge gap between theory and practice. You can find me right there, in this gap, waving my arms.
Canada Grocery Shopping Rant (And Mark’s Lunch Boxes in Pictures)
Starbucks betrayed me and cauliflower became a luxury item. Sigh.
Did You Know That Kids Have a Quotable Stage?
According to the French wisdom—built upon centuries of losing wars, drinking wine and having sex—”la vérite sort de la bouche des enfants”.
The Yellow School Bus, Just Like in Movies!
Hollywood movies resort to so many stereotypes and overuse so many clichés that I had half suspected school buses didn’t actually exist or were anecdotal.