Now, parks are where I unleash the “dragon,” aka baby Mark (or the future sumo wrestler, as some dumb lady would say…).
Posts tagged Clueless Parenting
August & Ten Months
Baby Mark is turning ten-month-old today, and as usual, I am marveling over the fact the tiny little thing I carried for nine months turned into a very energetic dragon.
Mark, 10 Months – Code Name, “The Destroyer”
Put him down for a second on the floor, on the grass, on the sand and you will see him quickly analyzing his surroundings, like some kind of Terminator.
My Son Is Not a Fucking Sumo Wrestler
I don’t think it’s very healthy to start telling a kid he is too fat or too skinny. The fact that Mark doesn’t understand doesn’t make it okay.
July & Nine Months
We are celebrating Mark’s nine-month birthday in France this July.
Brain Reboot – I Need a Fresh Start in France
The first thing I did in France was to get a haircut. I needed a fresh start.