He could be made of gold and be a member of the royal canine family for all I care. Get your fucking dog off me.
Posts tagged Canadian Culture
This is Proof That Winter Isn’t a White Immaculate Paradise
Snow is pretty. Unpractical, but pretty. Unfortunately, a picturesque winter dreamland scenery “ages” as well as your average Disney teen pop star.
Frozen Eyelashes. Cold. Must Rant. Hate Winter.
The roads are white with snow and salt, the snowbanks are tall and the sidewalks are icy. There is nobody in the street. It’s depressing.
This is Winter in Canada – Pictures of Suburbia, Forest and Snow
The light was almost surreal, with the sun shining through a thick layer of grey clouds. It would snow again, for sure, but meanwhile it was almost hazy—would have been, if it wasn’t -20°C.
3 Important Winter Skills Every Canadian Should Master
Here are three winter skills every Canadian should master, inspired by a banana, gloves and a walk in the cold.
This Is What I Call Winter Misery in Canada
In winter, everything is more complicated, every task is more tedious, and every move involves more planning. Life is uncomfortable.