I bet I’ve never mentioned that Mark’s real father is a superhero and that my other child is a world-famous YouTuber.
Posts tagged Clueless Parenting
An Eventless and Very Canadian Grade 2 Back-to-School Day
The first sure sign a new school year was going to start was the noticeable increase of pointless, irrelevant and often grammatically questionable emails we were receiving from Mark’s school.
Grade 1 Completed – By The Way, Did You Know That The Dog is a Bus?
Throughout the school year, shortly before 3 p.m., I would often receive short, cryptic emails from Mark’s school about a “delayed badger” or a “cancelled dog.”
These Waves of Primal, Overwhelming Love – Grade 1
That’s pretty much life with kids. When you least expect it, you get completely overwhelmed by love and a primal instinct to protect, hug, and kiss them.
Our New Tuesday Evening Phobia – Grade 1
Tuesdays are now known as the “six mots” day, a weekly homework writing exercise a native French speaker and skilled translator/copywriter/proofreader is struggling to complete.
Turns Out I Didn’t Screw Up My Kid – Grade 1 Did!
I take full responsibilities for many parenting mistakes. But Fortnite and Momo? Blame the school.