Naked Bike Ride Day, Yet Another Quirky Ottawa Tradition

No, not me. Sorry (?).

For a conservative government city, Ottawa has many little quirks. For instance, Four-Twenty aka National Pot Smoking Day is celebrated on Parliament Hill and there is a yearly Zombie Walk. We also have interesting alternative places such as the Prince of Wales Bridge… and let’s not forget about “Maman,” the huge spider.

I’ve just added one to the list—Saturday was Naked Bike Ride Day. And by “naked,” I don’t mean without a helmet. I mean naked.

Okay, not French “naked” (which would have been really naked), but North American “naked,” so nether regions were covered. Apparently, participants actually started naked but the police gently reminded them that being naked in public is against the law. On a side note, sadly, the police escorts chose to stay in uniform.

The bikers still took Rideau Street and the Byward Market by surprise. The look on people’s face was priceless—I think some bystanders were more embarrassed than the cyclists.

I’m always surprised to see how nudity or even partial nudity is controversial in North America. Remember the Janet Jackson Super Bowl scandal? All that for a nipple? I’m pretty positive it would have been a non-event in France. I mean, we all tan topless anyway, it’s not like French men haven’t seen breasts and nipples before.

Actually, breasts and nipples are usually the first thing I notice when I go to France, on the cover of magazines, on advertisements, in the media… Every time, it reminds me that culture is quite different from one side of the Atlantic Ocean to the other.

Some people are more conservative than others and I completely respect that. I grew up in an artsy family and lived in hostels when travelling so I’m pretty cool with my body and I’m not exactly modest. This doesn’t mean I walk around wearing skimpy skirts, expose a visible thong or show a plunging neckline every time I step out of the house. But let’s just say I’m perfectly fine getting dressed/undressed while having a conversation with a close friend or family and I master the art of changing clothes quickly on a packed beach.

Biking naked? Nope. The naked part doesn’t bother me but there is too much traffic in downtown Ottawa. Plus let’s face it, all that pollution can’t be good for the skin, can it?

Alright alright… pictures of the event below. If you are at work, make sure your boss is not peering over your shoulder!

Naked Cyclists Spotted on Rideau Street
Three Naked Cyclists
In Front of the Rideau Centre
And That’s When You Realize Blue Paint Doesn’t Hide Anything…
For Some Reason, This Car Stopped…
Drivers Share The Road
Two Guardians Angels?
At The Byward Market
Dressed Cyclist vs. Naked Cyclists

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Juliette

Writer and translator. Mostly elsewhere.

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